GrokFest NH Spring 2022
What’s a Grokfest?! – A gathering of mostly-normal people who enjoy the outdoors, good conversations, and great food. GrokFest NH 2022 is hosted by Garnet School.
GrokFest NH is a weekend campout with fun activities at our Conspiracy Campground in Candia, NH. There are three themed areas on our 45-acre land, each one available for tent or RV camping. For RVs, make sure you are self-contained. The main area where most activities will take place is a short walk from the campsites.
The event will be held Friday-Sunday, May 6-8. There will also be non-camping activities if you just want to spend the day with us. Accommodations, meals, and activities are reserved separately. You can choose when you get your tickets below. You can also choose once you get to the campsite, space allowing. The event is in Candia, NH. The address will be sent when you register and reserve your tickets.
This is a very laid-back event with plenty of scheduled activities and lots of time for socializing or working in the Maker Hut. The Maker Hut will have supplies and tools to make a folding camp chair, amongst other things. Meals are organic, fresh, and gourmet; most ingredients are sourced locally, some even from our farm.
There are three camping areas, each with a fun conspiracy theme: Area 51, Bohemian Grove, and FEMA Camp 33. Each has toilet facilities and a campfire ring. You can bring your own water, or get some at the Camp Store.
The event is free. The “Suggested Donation” column on these listings are what it would take for us to cover expenses. If you want to donate to Garnet School, you can make a donation online here.
Friday
| Activity | Time | Description | Suggested Donation |
| Campground opens | 12:00 pm | Check-in at the barn (second red building) | |
| UTV Fun Hunt | 1:30-3:00 | 20-minute ride with fun guns! (airsoft, nerf, supersoaker) | $20 |
| Cornhole and Horseshoes Tournaments | 2:00-4:00 | Prizes awarded! | |
| Happy hour | 5:00 | Drinks and (provided) appetizers. Cash bar | |
| Dinner | 6:30 | A variety of options of main courses, sides, and desserts. | $20 |
| Club Conspiracy | 8:00-11:00 | Not-gay music. Cash bar. Bar games | |
| Maker Hut open | 10:00-6:00 | Oak and Canvas folding chairs, clay coil pots, textile projects, and more. | |
| Camp Store open | 1:00-5:00 | Loads of amenities, swag, beverages & sweets. | |
| Prison Shower | 10:00-6:00 | Don’t drop the soap! (provided) | $5 |
| Luxury Shower | 10:00-6:00 | Hot shower in personal bathroom, next-level glamping. | $10 |
Saturday
| Activity | Time | Description | Suggested Donation |
| Coffee and Tea | 8:00-9:00 | Many different coffee drinks and tea available. | |
| Gun Class | 10:00-11:30 | Work on your pistol skills, learn some drills to take home, and maybe learn a few tidbits to help your precision, accuracy, or weapon handling. | $30 |
| Brunch | 12:00pm | Variety of options of main courses and sides | $20 |
| Foraging Class | 1:30-3:00 | Fantastic, hands-on walk through the property. Fun and educational! | $20 |
| Cornhole and Horseshoes Tournaments | 3:30-5:00 | Prizes awarded! | |
| Happy Hour | 5:00 | Drinks and (provided) appetizers. Cash bar | |
| Dinner | 7:00 | Variety of main courses, sides, and desserts. | $20 |
| No Agenda Meetup | 8:00-10:00 | Gitmo Nation gathering! | |
| Camp Store open | 8:00-5:00 | Loads of amenities, swag, beverages & sweets. | |
| Maker Hut open | 10:00-6:00 | Oak and Canvas folding chairs, clay coil pots, textile projects, and more.(Mom’s day gifts!) | |
| Prison Shower | 10:00-6:00 | Don’t drop the soap! (provided) | $5 |
| Luxury Shower | 10:00-6:00 | Hot shower in personal bathroom, next-level glamping. | $10 |
Sunday
| Activity | Time | Description | Suggested Donation |
| Light breakfast | 8:00-10:00 | Light version of brunch includes coffee and tea | $10 |
| Conspiracy Congregation | 11:00 – 11:30 | Final gathering to conspire future events | |
| Event Ends | 12:00 | Get the heck outta here & go visit your mom. |
